Hi all,

Been a while since I last posted, so here goes.

Tory philosophy based on my knowledge of the party and its past practice, coupled with the manifesto 'promises' and interviews with Tory MPs during the day on TV and radio is as follows:

Imagine the following, p.s. you can choose the replacement word you want in square brackets instead of the word before:

David Cameron/George Osborne/Michael Gove (pick any you like) afirms:

Where to start... who knows where the time goes? Just getting on with it is the best.

It will come as a surprise to some of you perhaps and I am now a very happy and proud husband - one week on exactly.

At 11.20-ish am, Saturday 5th July 2008, we signed the certificate of marriage in Bangor Register Office, North Wales and we all spent the wedding day in Beaumaris, Anglesey; it was a beautiful and unforgettable day.

I received this as part of an advertising 'gift' from a UK clothing company. I'm not saying which company but if you want to know contact me :)

With this kind of outfit, I'd definitely be ready for test match attendance!

Bob Toms.

At least that's what a good songwriter should do. So what happens when artists really produce something shocking? Here's a result:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6633489.stm