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Thought of the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HarperPR, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    Mistake? Where, you, you...pedant you! I think there are some - I blame the mobile.
     
  2. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    So Ms Pr! Exactly how many Harpers are over the moon? :w00t:
     
  3. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    LOL! I dunno. Depends how many Harpers are footie managers - hahaha!!!

    But I can explain that. I copied from Google link, and then later saw the apostrophe lapse. Trouble is, Paul is very tight with his windows of opportunity here - ! - and they are simply not long enough always for me to re-edit in!
     
  4. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    I see...

    On a brighter note... it's my burfdee in 5 days!

    I also share my burfdee with another musical genius...

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    Last edited: Dec 11, 2007
  5. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    It's Christmas (nearly!)

    Hope everyone is full of Christmas cheer!

    You may have seen this in the paper yesterday. A mental health facility in Salford published in a magazine a top ten of festive songs for th ementally disordered. Of course there has been a bruhaha about it, but some are quite funny:

    Do You Hear What I Hear? (Schizophrenia)

    Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me (Paranoid)

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

    Deck The Halls And House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and... (Manic)

    Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me (Narcissistic)
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2007
  6. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    With Christmas having come and gone, today, as yesterday, I have been mainly thinking about my exams! In particular, Concrete and Steel which is on Friday! Everybody, please wish me luck! God knows I'm gonna need it! :w00t:
     
  7. aspwatterson

    aspwatterson The Unknown Soldier

  8. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    Have a drink on me

    Moderate alcohol consumption is good for you. Official. Researchers claim that it can protect against fatal heart attacks and extend life expectancy. Those who neither drank or exercised were found to have 50% more chance of heart disease in this latest Danish study.

    So, what's everyone having...?!
     
  9. Barry

    Barry Computer stained fingers

    I'm going running!
     
  10. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    ...is that running to the local hostelry by any chance - ha?!
     
  11. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
     
  12. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    7 days and counting until the start of Nick's tour. Dig on down!
     
  13. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    I fink manchester will be my first on the second. Just about sorted all the problems regarding logistics of it. Looking forward to it hugely.
     
  14. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    Read yr email and let me know about Manc.
     
  15. pete c

    pete c I've got a zappy little nappy

    This thought occured quite sharply to me earlier today:

    Don't walk around with scissors in your pocket.
     
  16. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    That's kinda like the tip that i always give barstaff - don't put light bulbs in your back pocket!
     
  17. fickle_Witch

    fickle_Witch Guest

    the best tip to give waiters "get a haircut" amazing how i find it funnier than them!! :rofl:
     
  18. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    I like these:

    Don't wear socks in the shower.

    If you have any spare cash, put it on the first test match to be a draw.

    Just because someone hoots their horn at you doesn't mean they fancy you. It may just mean you're in their way.
     
  19. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    My thought of today: where's all my hair gone???

    I've just had four inches cut off.:w00t:

    Still got about a foot left, so not quite a Britney though!:biggrin:
     
  20. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    Today i've been thinking mainly it's 5 days til i get to see nick! Assuming saturday goes to plan! Which these things seldom do. I'll be on my own there me thinks though so if any one is going and wants to meet up, let me know.
     

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