Thought of the day

Mistake? Where, you, you...pedant you! I think there are some - I blame the mobile.

 

So Ms Pr! Exactly how many Harpers are over the moon? :w00t:

 

LOL! I dunno. Depends how many Harpers are footie managers - hahaha!!!

But I can explain that. I copied from Google link, and then later saw the apostrophe lapse. Trouble is, Paul is very tight with his windows of opportunity here - ! - and they are simply not long enough always for me to re-edit in!

 

I see...

On a brighter note... it's my burfdee in 5 days!

I also share my burfdee with another musical genius...

 

It's Christmas (nearly!)

Hope everyone is full of Christmas cheer!

You may have seen this in the paper yesterday. A mental health facility in Salford published in a magazine a top ten of festive songs for th ementally disordered. Of course there has been a bruhaha about it, but some are quite funny:

Do You Hear What I Hear? (Schizophrenia)

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me (Paranoid)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Deck The Halls And House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and... (Manic)

Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me (Narcissistic)

 

With Christmas having come and gone, today, as yesterday, I have been mainly thinking about my exams! In particular, Concrete and Steel which is on Friday! Everybody, please wish me luck! God knows I'm gonna need it! :w00t:

 

Hay on Wye

I've left a comment on your noticeboard as a visitor. Andy

 

Have a drink on me

Moderate alcohol consumption is good for you. Official. Researchers claim that it can protect against fatal heart attacks and extend life expectancy. Those who neither drank or exercised were found to have 50% more chance of heart disease in this latest Danish study.

So, what's everyone having...?!

 

I'm going running!

 

...is that running to the local hostelry by any chance - ha?!

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

7 days and counting until the start of Nick's tour. Dig on down!

 

I fink manchester will be my first on the second. Just about sorted all the problems regarding logistics of it. Looking forward to it hugely.

 

Read yr email and let me know about Manc.

 

This thought occured quite sharply to me earlier today:

Don't walk around with scissors in your pocket.

 

That's kinda like the tip that i always give barstaff - don't put light bulbs in your back pocket!

 

the best tip to give waiters "get a haircut" amazing how i find it funnier than them!! :rofl:

 

I like these:

Don't wear socks in the shower.

If you have any spare cash, put it on the first test match to be a draw.

Just because someone hoots their horn at you doesn't mean they fancy you. It may just mean you're in their way.

 

My thought of today: where's all my hair gone???

I've just had four inches cut off.:w00t:

Still got about a foot left, so not quite a Britney though!:biggrin:

 

Today i've been thinking mainly it's 5 days til i get to see nick! Assuming saturday goes to plan! Which these things seldom do. I'll be on my own there me thinks though so if any one is going and wants to meet up, let me know.