You couldn't make it up............

[dave w]

sad news that Dolly Parton has cancelled her tour............but why ?

read on, if you must

http://www.nme.com/news/dolly-parton/34295

[fickle_Witch]

HA! her stoopid shoes had nothing to do with it at all!!
speaking as a woman whom the gods thought to have a good laugh at my expense ie buy clothes that accomadate *the girls*, i get more pain in my back from my stoopid shoes than my large bossom.

[HarperPR]

A man in Bosnia whose home has been hit five times by meteorites believes he knows why.

'I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials,' he said. 'I don't know what I have done to annoy them, but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.'

They're coming to get us! :rofl: