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Crappy Little Chappy

Discussion in 'Site Suggestions' started by Wee Steve, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. Wee Steve

    Wee Steve Computer stained fingers

    I know it must have been asked a thousand times, but why do so many contributions have that "Zappy Little Nappy" tag under the name of the contributor?

    It is, after all said and done, far from being my favourite line. If asked, I'd prefer "Nipples hang hard", but you pays your money, I suppose.

    Ho hum, and all that.
     
  2. pd

    pd Slightly Desperate Staff Member

    It's all to do with post count... the idea being, the more you post, the better the title you receive. Only I know the thresholds and the titles that have been configured, of course... :sifone:
     
  3. Wee Steve

    Wee Steve Computer stained fingers

    Ye gods and Englishmen, the Stormcock equivalent of a Loyalty Programme, nay, a Nectar Card, or, for those of us who endured a 1960s Public School, House Points.:rolleyes:

    I shall try to be good.

    WS
     
  4. Bob Jacobs

    Bob Jacobs Ride away in style

    Andy Watterson seems to be the only one to have earned "Computer stained fingers" so far. He reached it around the 20 postings mark.

    Bob
     
  5. Friar Snig

    Friar Snig Computer stained fingers

    This is exciting. I wonder which line comes next?
     
  6. Kenny_Wisdom

    Kenny_Wisdom Computer stained fingers

    HA! I wonder who gets "Chinese Wrestlers jockstrap?" :biggrin:
     
  7. aspwatterson

    aspwatterson The Unknown Soldier

    Zappa nappas


    Kenneth your wisdom preceeds you!
    As for this loyalty card thingy I can just warn you, it can get seriously addicitve. Can you ever hope to wonder where Paul's devious (not deviant!) mind will go nxt? I think we are all going to end up as cricketers leaving the crease and dead on arrival by the way we stand?

    godd fun though innit?
    bye for now

    Andisean [in Pompey for a couple of sunshine filled days of my lost unrequited youth admiring the Solent and the hungry seagulls..]
     
  8. SteveT

    SteveT Gracing the Bahamas in see through pyjamas

    I'll stick with John Kettley for my weather info I think. My bit of Pompey has had a lot of black clouds followed water pouring on it at times today. :angry:
     
  9. Bob Jacobs

    Bob Jacobs Ride away in style

    Ha! I've just achieved "Computer Stained Fingers"! ... and my zappy little nappy is no more :)
     
  10. aspwatterson

    aspwatterson The Unknown Soldier

    ..with their gallery eyes...

    You're just getting old!..... don't worry about it!

    aw
     
  11. Bob Jacobs

    Bob Jacobs Ride away in style

    Oh God! Now I'm "Gracing the Bahamas in see through pyjamas" and I'm not the only one. Ladies, please avert your eyes!
     
  12. Wee Steve

    Wee Steve Computer stained fingers

    Since I'm so boring I can't think of anything to say at present, I suppose I'll have to stick with Zappy Nappy, but even a Nipple Hanging Hard would be better than that....
     
  13. aspwatterson

    aspwatterson The Unknown Soldier

    bahamas see through pyjamas

    Just did a search on Google for the above and Stormcock.net is top of the page! How come I'm stuck with my computer stained fingers then?? GRRRR!!


    aspw
     
  14. Wee Steve

    Wee Steve Computer stained fingers

    And yet you slip effortlessly into Bahamian see-through pyjamas.

    Snot-fare.
     
  15. Friar Snig

    Friar Snig Computer stained fingers

    Looks like I'm going to be stuck in my zappy little nappy for a while longer! My post count appears to be going down!
     
  16. Wee Steve

    Wee Steve Computer stained fingers

    It's not the number that matters, it's the thought that counts.

    (And I bet that doesn't get me out of nappies, either).
     
  17. pd

    pd Slightly Desperate Staff Member

    You'll get there soon Steve. Unless an unkind moderator decides to reset your post count... but that would never happen... :biggrinjester:
     
  18. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    How many posts do you need to make between each stage?
     
  19. critch

    critch Aye lad, I knew you had it in you

    No it didn't!
     
  20. HarperPR

    HarperPR My destiny offers me up like a lamb

    Well I've found out now: at 20 you get out of nappies, and at 50 your computer stained fingers get clean!
     

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